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A
farmer got in his pickup and drove
several miles to a neighboring farm
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and
knocked on the farmhouse door. A young
boy, about 12, opened the door.
"Is yer pa home?" he asked.
"No sir, he sure ain't," the boy
replied. "He went to town."
"Well," said the farmer. "Is yer ma
home?"
"No, she ain't here either. She
went to town with pa."
"Well, then, how about yer brother,
Joe, is he here?"
"No sir, he went with pa and ma."
The farmer stood there for a few
minutes, shifting from one foot to the
other, and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I kin do fer ya'?"
inquired the young boy politely. "I
know where all the tools are, if you
want to borry one; Or maybe I could
take a message fer pa."
Well," said the farmer
uncomfortably, "I really wanted to
talk to yer pa. It's about your
brother Joe getting my daughter,
Pearly Mae, pregnant."
The boy considered for a moment.
"You would have to talk to pa about
that," he finally conceded. "I know
that pa charges $50 for the bull and
$25 for the boar hog, but I really
don't know how much he gets for Joe."
Submitted by
Bill, Narberth, Pa.
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Best interesting t-shirts
observed at the Ocean City, Maryland beach in the summer of 2003.
- I childproofed my house, but
they still get in.
- On the front- 60 is not old.
On the back- If you're a tree.
- I'm still hot. It just comes
in flashes.
- At my age, "getting lucky"
means finding my car in the parking lot.
- My reality check just bounced.
- Life is short, make fun of it.
- I'm not 50. I'm $49.95 plus
tax.
- Annapolis--A drinking town
with a sailing problem.
- I need somebody bad. Are you
bad?
- Physically pffffffft!
- Buckle up. It makes it harder
for the aliens to snatch you from your car.
- I'm not a snob. I'm just
better than you are.
- It's my cat's world. I'm just
here to open cans.
- Earth is the insane asylum of
the universe.
- Keep staring....I may do a
trick.
- We got rid of the kids. The
cat was allergic.
- Dangerously under-medicated.
- My mind works like lightning.
One brilliant flash, and it's gone.
- Every time I hear the word
"exercise", I wash my mouth out with0 chocolate.
- Cats regard people as
warm-blooded furnitute.
- Live your life so that when
you die, the preacher will not have to tell lies at your
funeral.
- In God we trust. All others we
polygraph.
Submitted by Dick,
Williamsport, Md.
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One man exclaimed to his friend,
"I just had another fight with my wife!"
"Oh, yeah?" the friend said. "And
how did this one end?"
"When it was over," he replied,
"she came to me on her hands and knees."
His friend looked puzzled.
"Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?"
"I think she said something like,
'Come out from under that bed, you gutless weasel.'"
Submitted by Don, Hagerstown,
Md.
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Honey ... I lost my job today ... Take
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