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A young man was pulled over by
the Mississippi State Police for speeding.
The officer stepped out of
his patrol car, adjusted his sunglasses, and swaggered up to the
young man's window. "What chew driving so fast for boy? You going
to a fahhr? Let me see your license, boy." The young man handed
over his license.
Then the officer noticed that the back
seat of the car was full of large knives. The officer said, "Tell
me boy, why you got them knives on that there back seat?" The
young man replied, "Well sir, I'm a juggler."
The officer spat some tobacco juice and
then he said, "A juggler; well you don't say. Boy, put cha hands
on the trunk of yer car; you going to jail!"
The young man pleaded with the officer not
to take him to jail. He offered to prove to the officer that he
was a juggler by way of demonstration. He said, "You can even hold
me at gunpoint while I juggle for you." The officer reluctantly
allowed him to prove his point while he held him at gunpoint.
Two miles down the road at Joe's Tavern,
Billy Bub was drinking it up with Jerry Lee Jones. Billy Bub soon
left and got into his old, rusty pickup truck. He proceeded down
the road trying his best to stay on the right side. All of a
sudden Billy Bub spotted the most unbelievable sight of his life!
He drove to the nearest phone booth and dialed the number for
Joe's Tavern and asked for his buddy, Jerry Lee.
When Jerry Lee got on the phone, Billy Bub
said, "Whatever you do when you leave that tavern, don't go north
on route 109. The state police are giving a sobriety test that
nobody can pass!"
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A bear walks into a bar in
Billings, Montana and sits down.
He bangs on the bar with
his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We
don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming
angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more
forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in
Billings."
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you
don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the
end of the bar."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve
beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and,
as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again
demands a beer.
The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't
serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are
on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."
.........You're gonna love this........
The bartender says, "You are now. That was
a barbitchyouate
Submitted by Bill, Narberth, Pa.
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